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PLUS "OY VEY IN A MANGER" ONE NIGHT ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO & SEATTLE<BR>
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AND ... 20% OFF ALL KINSEY MERCHANDISE THRU DEC. 13!<BR>
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Hello Sickoes!<BR>
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If you live far from DC, Virginia, Iowa, Wisconsin, San Francisco and Seattle, you'll be thrilled to know that The Kinsey Sicks won't be anywhere near you this year!<BR>
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Alas, the unfortunate souls in the aforementioned locales will once again be bedeviled by bawdy music, big hair and bad taste:<BR>
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WASHINGTON DC: Saturday, November 12<BR>
Part of One in Ten's "Laugh Out Loud" series. Showtime is 7:30 pm at the Carnegie Institution, 16th and P Streets, NW. For tickets, go to www.oneinten.org/lolindex.cfm.<BR>
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA: Sunday, November 13<BR>
The Kinseys return to our favorite cozy theatre/cafe, Gravity Lounge, 103 S. First, with two (count them, two) shows. At 3 pm is "I Wanna Be a Republican" and at 7 pm is "Oy Vey in a Manger." For tickets go to www.gravity-lounge.com.<BR>
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CEDAR RAPIDS, IA: Monday, November 14<BR>
The Kinseys perform at Coe College at 8 pm. Also, Ben Schatz (Rachel) will present a short discussion on "Why All Men Should Wear Drag at Least Once" at 5:45. These events are open to Coe College students and faculty only.<BR>
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CEDAR RAPIDS, IA: Tuesday, November 15<BR>
The Kinsey Sicks are presented by Legion Arts at 8 pm. The show is at CSPS, 1103 Third St. SE. For tickets and info go to www.legionarts.org/theatre/Kinseys.htm.<BR>
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APPLETON, WI: Wednesday, November 16<BR>
The Kinseys visit Lawrence University. Showtime is 9 pm at Stansbury Theatre, 420 E. College Ave.<BR>
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GREEN BAY, WI: Thursday, November 17<BR>
The Kinseys visit University of Wisconsin, Green Bay. Showtime is 8 pm at the Phoenix Room, at the Center of the Union.<BR>
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STEVENS POINT, WI: Friday, November 18<BR>
The Kinseys visit University of Wisconsin, Stevens Point. Showtime is 8 pm at the Laird Room in the University Center. Advance tickets available at the University Box Office, (800) 838-3378.<BR>
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SAN FRANCISCO, ONE NIGHT ONLY, "OY VEY IN A MANGER" FRI DEC 16. For each of the last two years, The Kinseys have sold thousands of tickets to "Oy Vey" in month-long SF runs. This year we're doing just one night at the 900-seat Herbst Theater - it WILL sell out! Buy your tickets now for what has inexcusably become a Bay Area tradition and suffer through such classics of holiday desecration as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians", "A Lay in a Manger", and "It's Crystal Time in the City". Tickets are available at www.cityboxoffice.com, or by calling (415) 392-4400.<BR>
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SEATTLE, DEC 18, "Oy Vey in a Manger" - our Seattle debut of this never-to-be holiday favorite! The Kinsey Sicks return to the Triple Door, 216 Union Street, with shows at 7 and 9:30. See www.tripledoor.net for more info and tickets.<BR>
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HOLIDAY SALE! 20% OFF ALL KINSEY KRAP 'TIL DECEMBER 13!<BR>
You're a tasteless person - you have tasteless friends. Is there a better way to say "I allegedly care" than by giving everyone on your gift list Kinsey CDs, T-shirts and posters? Remember: if you don't buy Kinsey merchandise for your friends and family members, they won't love you any more. And now, with our 20%-off sale on all Kinsey krap, your loved ones will think that they are 20% more valuable to you than they actually are. Go to www.kinseysicks.com now and receive 20% more love than you deserve!<BR>
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Buy for now,<BR>
The Kinsey Sicks<BR>
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