[OutVoice] Kinseys in DC, VA, IA, WI....SF, Seattle; CD Sale!

[KSicks at aol.com]

KINSEYS IN DC, CHARLOTTESVILLE, IOWA, WISCONSIN

PLUS "OY VEY IN A MANGER" ONE NIGHT ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO & SEATTLE

AND ... 20% OFF ALL KINSEY MERCHANDISE THRU DEC. 13!


Hello Sickoes!

If you live far from DC, Virginia, Iowa, Wisconsin, San Francisco and 
Seattle, you'll be thrilled to know that The Kinsey Sicks won't be anywhere near you 
this year!

Alas, the unfortunate souls in the aforementioned locales will once again be 
bedeviled by bawdy music, big hair and bad taste:

WASHINGTON DC: Saturday, November 12
Part of One in Ten's "Laugh Out Loud" series. Showtime is 7:30 pm at the 
Carnegie Institution, 16th and P Streets, NW.  For tickets, go to 
www.oneinten.org/lolindex.cfm.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA: Sunday, November 13
The Kinseys return to our favorite cozy theatre/cafe, Gravity Lounge, 103 S. 
First, with two (count them, two) shows.  At 3 pm is "I Wanna Be a Republican" 
and at 7 pm is "Oy Vey in a Manger."  For tickets go to 
www.gravity-lounge.com.

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA: Monday, November 14
The Kinseys perform at Coe College at 8 pm. Also, Ben Schatz (Rachel) will 
present a short discussion on "Why All Men Should Wear Drag at Least Once" at 
5:45. These events are open to Coe College students and faculty only.

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA: Tuesday, November 15
The Kinsey Sicks are presented by Legion Arts at 8 pm.  The show is at CSPS, 
1103 Third St. SE.  For tickets and info go to 
www.legionarts.org/theatre/Kinseys.htm.

APPLETON, WI: Wednesday, November 16
The Kinseys visit Lawrence University.  Showtime is 9 pm at Stansbury 
Theatre, 420 E. College Ave.

GREEN BAY, WI: Thursday, November 17
The Kinseys visit University of Wisconsin, Green Bay.  Showtime is 8 pm at 
the Phoenix Room, at the Center of the Union.

STEVENS POINT, WI: Friday, November 18
The Kinseys visit University of Wisconsin, Stevens Point. Showtime is 8 pm at 
the Laird Room in the University Center. Advance tickets available at the 
University Box Office, (800) 838-3378.

SAN FRANCISCO, ONE NIGHT ONLY, "OY VEY IN A MANGER" FRI DEC 16.  For each of 
the last two years, The Kinseys have sold thousands of tickets to "Oy Vey" in 
month-long SF runs.  This year we're doing just one night at the 900-seat 
Herbst Theater - it WILL sell out!  Buy your tickets now for what has inexcusably 
become a Bay Area tradition and suffer through such classics of holiday 
desecration as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians", "A Lay in a Manger", and "It's Crystal 
Time in the City".  Tickets are available at www.cityboxoffice.com, or by 
calling (415) 392-4400.

SEATTLE, DEC 18, "Oy Vey in a Manger" - our Seattle debut of this never-to-be 
holiday favorite!  The Kinsey Sicks return to the Triple Door, 216 Union 
Street, with shows at 7 and 9:30.  See www.tripledoor.net for more info and 
tickets.

HOLIDAY SALE!  20% OFF ALL KINSEY KRAP 'TIL DECEMBER 13!
You're a tasteless person - you have tasteless friends.  Is there a better 
way to say "I allegedly care" than by giving everyone on your gift list Kinsey 
CDs, T-shirts and posters?  Remember: if you don't buy Kinsey merchandise for 
your friends and family members, they won't love you any more.  And now, with 
our 20%-off sale on all Kinsey krap, your loved ones will think that they are 
20% more valuable to you than they actually are.  Go to www.kinseysicks.com now 
and receive 20% more love than you deserve!

Buy for now,
The Kinsey Sicks

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